What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb??
You can unscrew a lightbulb…
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb??
You can unscrew a lightbulb…
Apparently there’s a great website instructing women how to go to the toilet when drunk on the way home.
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My neighbour died whilst preparing a nice dip for my pitta bread.
I’m now celebrating their life posthumously.
Seems to me to be a case of cruel and unusual punishment of the penguin.
While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Ar e you alright?” I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
“I’m okay I think.” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “But I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”
“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive and b eing sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I’m sure my wife won’t like this. "We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”
Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile. “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“My guess is that she’s still in the ditch.”
Gosh that came around quickly!
“Where do you want them?”
“Just scatter them across the front of the building.”
“Sure thing . . . Jeff, fetch the window placement randomizer, oh and make sure there are at least three different sizes too.”
Let’s have a few on the roof as well, just to make sure.
There’s someone making a bid for freedom from the first floor.
Or is it floor 1.25 maybe?
At least the front and back doors are the same.