Aaargh! That’s disc-graceful
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Shouldn’t that be Braking News?
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Thats so bad its good!!
We need to put a stop to this!
Or perhaps it deserves its own tread … I mean thread
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We need some jokes of a higher calliper……err calibre
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Dis’(c) is wearing a bit thin.
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but I can pad it out a bit more.
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It’s a fluid situation.
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Still think we should Bosch this on the head
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Stop!!..err I mean enough .
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Whoa! We really don’t need any more.
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Got to allow some stopping time …
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Please, make it stop.
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It’s really weird being the same age as old people …
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Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers, Is that true ?
Me: To be honest I never knew she sold flowers.
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My dad turns 88 next week, and he quite often says the same thing.
A while ago we were at a restaurant and he remarked ‘what’s with all the old people here, is there a senior discount or something?’
It actually took him a second or two to realize he was among the oldest in the establishment, it’s funny how the mind works. 
(he is of sound mind otherwise!)
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