The job interview
When I was an apprentice I was struck on the head by a power tool, I was just Working away when all of a sudden ‘bosch’!
Golly one that came around again quickly….
Shouldn’t that be ‘Please make a seat’?
I thought of posting a joke about sodium but I thought Na, you won’t like it.
Thinking of posting a joke about Nobelium, but i thought No, wouldn’t like that either.
K.
(…and some irrelevant text to satisfy the forum rules!)
Guy goes to his friend’s house, knocks on the door, and is greeted by his landlady.
“Oh, I’m terribly sorry to tell you, but Mr. Smith passed away yesterday.”
Guy takes a moment to compose himself.
“I don’t suppose he said anything about a pot of paint?”
Two old friends who haven’t seen each other for years are catching up.
“My Bob passed away earlier this year.”
—“Oh, that’s terrible, I hadn’t heard, how did it happen?”
“Well, he was out in the garden pulling a head of cabbage for dinner, and took a massive heart attack.”
—“Oh, how awful for you! What did you do?”
“I opened a can of beans instead.”
Doctor: “Would you have the money if I said you needed an operation?”
Patient: “Would you say I needed an operation if you thought I didn’t have the money?”
- JE Root (capt)
- JM Anderson
- JM Bairstow
- RJ Burns
- JC Buttler (wk)
- SM Curran
- H Hameed
- OE Robinson
- DP Sibley
- MA Wood
- M Ali
No comment on the implication of that, @Svetty, but please don’t post that in Best Jokes - I hate having spoilers before I’ve seen the highlights. Save it for the Cricket thread, which I can deliberately avoid!
Mark
Now that’s what I call optimism
Mind you, the instruction not to drink battery acid is probably in response to some muppet from 50 years doing just that.
The new generation is not so different from the last.