Chris Rea’s satnav keeps telling me I’m on the road to hell. I must have been bad, very bad …
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Don Mclean tells me to drive to the levee
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Driving home for Christmas on the beach is hell, in the UK.
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It’s immaterial because ‘I’m driving away from home’, avoiding ‘dead man’s curve’.
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The AC/DC satnav tells me I’m on a Highway to Hell (probably written after being on the M27 during rush hour).
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Don’t bother. The levee is dry….
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This joke a hit with my musical grand children.
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Darn it!
The Proclaimer’s Sat Nav is telling me to Walk Five Hundred Miles !!!
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The nephilim satnav keeps telling me to take the last exit…
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The legendary mistake was the bride who wanted the theme from Robin Hood meaning the Bryan Adams theme to Robin Hood , Prince Of Thieves , instead the rather bemused and elderly organist played the theme from the Richard Green , Robin Hood -so she walked down the aisle to the tune
"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen, Robin Hood with his band of men "
PS I suspect a large number of forum members will immediately start singing
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About as far as would be walked by Vanessa Carlton (“A Thousand Miles” from her album “Be Not Nobody”)
Yup! One of my favourite TV shows when I was a wee sprog!
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Grace Jones satnav keeps telling me to pull up to the bumper!
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I’ve got a Bon jovi satnav. It only tells me when we’re half way there.
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My David Bowie satnav tells me to fashion, turn to the left, fashion, turn to the right
Ooh fashion.
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My BB King Sat nav tells me to put the hammer down
My wife tells me I will need her services next Friday, I only looked at the forum piece!!!
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When Dracula drives to the dentist, he uses batnav.
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