…and pictures/videos of cats!
Guy goes into a Clocksmith’s shop and asks “Do you have any Potato clocks?”
Puzzled the Clocksmith replies " I sell all kinds including Cuckoo Clocks, Carriage Clocks, Grandfather Clocks etc but what the hell is a Potato Clock?
"I dunno! Says the guy “I’m starting a new job tomorrow and my wife said I better get a Potato Clock”
The other day I spotted an albino dalmation.
It was the least I could do for it!
Pinched from the Patrick O’Brian social pages …
Amusing.
But wrong AFAIK,
At risk of upsetting the offended-by-reprinted pictures people, this amused me (from the current Private Eye)
Ouch. This one is very close to the mark
Ian
A rabbit goes to the dentist, and the dentist says, ‘I need to pull a tooth, but I’ll give you Novocain.’ The rabbit answered, ‘Uh-uh! Not me, Doc. I’m an ether bunny.”
I remember seeing this on the tele, when I lived on the island to the west of New Zealand about 20 years ago, and I’ve dined out on it since. I was reminded of it recently by a journalist I follow called Peter FitzSimons.
Anyway you need to watch until the end as it delivers a fabulous plot twist.
I’ve joined a new dating agency for arsonists….
The send me new matches every day!
… but you’re guaranteed a hot date!
Yes but watch out for any old flames.