Who swan off with your affections.
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He’s hoping to strike up a new relationship…
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Well if you find a good match, stick with her/him.
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Those cheap matches.
You give them a gentle stroke along the side and they just go and flare up in your face.
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Ah, so you’ve met my wife.
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Maybe. There was a mention about the problems in getting a positive strike when things get a bit windy.
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That would have been last night’s Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi!
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Mmmm … Jalfrezi …
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I wouldn’t be seen dead in one .
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Ideal for a cremation just turn the gas up a bit and the ashes will come out in a large glass urn, job done.
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I’m not sure you are correct. it’d be more like boil-in-the-bag.
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More a glass paperweight with interesting swirls, surely.
I went to the doctor and he looked at me with the Serious Doctor Face, he then proceeded to tell me that I only had ten left,
“What doctor? Is that months, weeks or days?”
“Nine . . Eight . . . Seven . . .
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I bought a wig for 50p the other day.
It was a small price toupee
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Good to see not all Brits are afraid of a US court!
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