Only a man would buy a £500 car and put a £4,000 stereo in it …
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Teacher: “Name two days of the week that begin with ‘T’”
Kid: “Today and tomorrow”
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You want me to WHAAAT!!!
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steve
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A genuine sign. I took this photo in about 1976, at Salalah airbase, southern Oman. Don will know the place!
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And putting someone down with a label doesn’t make you smart, Alec…
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Yes. Why on earth not?
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Agreed, its a free world & I find it interesting to keep abreast of everything no matter how weird or how much I disagree. Problem with “jokes” in this discussion (IMO of course) is that ‘some’ just don’t see or understand the difference between nudge-nudge innuendo & juvenile toilet stuff.
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…but I really like juvenile, toilet stuff!
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A woman comes home and calls out to her hubby: “Darling, pack your bags! I won the lottery!”
“Wow, that’s great!” he says. “Do I pack for the beach, the mountains, or what?”
“I don’t care,” she says. “Just get the hell out.”
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I don’t mind the juvenile toilet stuff either. My grandkids are into those too. It’s the ones that are deeply offensive that I dislike. But anyway I don’t have to read those…
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David
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Good grief !
Almost 50 years ago, 72/73 for me !
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Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf.
I haven’t heard from him since.
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Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us 40 years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil.
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I was telling some Swedish jokes in a pub the other day when a big Swede comes up to me and shouts, “ You Bastard! You should be ashamed of yourself making fun of the Swedish like that! I’m going to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget”. Then he went for me with a razor. Things could have got awkward, but luckily he couldn’t find anywhere to plug it in.
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