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Been there, done that…

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Either that or the 1/2 alive thing they’ve brought in, stuffed under there to die, only to be discovered when “there’s a funny smell in here”

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With thanks to the News Quiz of a few weeks ago on R4, there is going to be a new version of Tim Harford’s More or Less programme especially designed for hedge fund managers. It’s going to be called More or Even More

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In our case it’s under the fridge (four toy mice extracted yeaterday), speakers, sofas, beds etc etc. Somewhere in the house are a number of toy mice that have been AWOL for several months…and we have search and searched, but in vain!

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Never trust the stairs. They are always up to something.

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Where’s the 5th Beatle? :thinking:

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Surely the blue one shouldn’t have any tires on…

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Didnt know there was a herbie garden in abbey Road :joy:

My wife and I have decided we don’t want any children, we intend to tell them over dinner tonight!!

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And how was it when you arrived finally? Asking for a friend.

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I’ve always tried to avoid Gosport

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On one roundabout there, it was so badly signposted I went three time round it looking for the exit

So did the car behind me

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Was that the one with blue flashing lights?

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I like this rendition of that joke:

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No it was someone who was confused by the signal as I was.

That made laugh out loud, I hadn’t seen that before, I’ll show my wife when she gets in. Our kids are now in their thirties, do you think they’ll still take the hint? Lol.

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