I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
I’ve taken up resistance training.
I refuse to go to the gym.
To repost an old one of mine … … …
I joined a gym more than 12 months ago, and have seen no improvement whatsoever.
I think I may well go down there in person tomorrow, to find out what the hell is going on!
The course ‘dealing with disappointments’ is again cancelled.
Are you my wife under an assumed name?
steve
Damn! Found out!
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I mean, I still wear underpants.
Damn! I forgot to go to the gym today.
That makes eight years in a row now.
I looked up my symptoms on Google.
Turns out I just have kids.
In January of this year I determined to lose 20lb … I still have 30 to go.
Yellow roadworks signs, the bane of my driving experience. 
If cats could text you - they wouldn’t
Amen, sister!
Early this year we had a highways yellow sign up which warned:
‘This road will be closed on Feb 31st’
