There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
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And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
“I drink, therefore I am”
Will somebody post the whole song before we run out of philosophers…… 
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Here you go:
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Hasn’t old McDonald done well since he sold the farm.
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brilliant…!
As it is Remembrance Sunday. Supposedly true.
A class of Primary School children were being shown round the local church by the Vicar. They came to the part of the church where they hang the old Military flags. One of the little boys asked the Vicar why did the Church have all the old flags. The Vicar explained they were to commemorate all those who had died in the Services.
After a few moments the boy asked “Were those the morning or the evening Services”
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As a Jeep owner I find that very funny.
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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
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I started training as an accountant at 18 and retired at 50
Those 40 years were the best years of my life.
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Building on that, here’s an excellent parody of a schools’ programme maths problem:
How tall is Imhotep? - YouTube
I’ve seen this many times, but still find it hilarious.
Mark
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