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Hi I don’t sopose anyone has any bord games that they are no longer using tgat can deliver to the nook as I have a six year old self isolating a.d is claiming the walls lol thank u in advance

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I doubt Scrabble is any use to you?

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Slightly off topic - years ago I attended a concert by the Alban Berg Quartet in Salzburg, and the viola player was by far the best of the four. He had perfect intonation and clever, musical control of the inner, contrapuntal parts while the 1st violin did not much more than emit piercing, highly expressive soprano notes. That’s when I started understanding the Viola. My mom was a violinist and my brother is a cellist. I love the Viola more than any other bowed instrument…

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And Viola is a female name. What not to like.

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They’re in plastic bags hanging in the hedgerows, that’s where.


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Disgusting.

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Strange fruit, UK style.

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In Montpellier they just leave in on the pavement to catch the unwary. In the dark not everything that looks like a leaf is a leaf.

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I bought some ancient grains sliced loaf. Organic humus and a cucumber.
Made myself a nice toasted lunch.
I feel so great that I positively contributed.

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Using a solar powered toaster I hope!

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Mozart’s favourite instrument.

My favorite composer.

Surely the one positive is the loss of the Bob Marley collection :rofl:

Regards

Richard

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Sad isn’t it that some UK dog owners need to hang their dogs’ poo on trees and bushes. Who the hell do they think moves it - some sort of poo fairy perhaps???
As a responsible dog owner I find this practice simply disgusting. Rant over, now back to the jokes…

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At risk of going further off-topic, I’m part of the local community litter-picking volunteer group. A couple of weeks ago on a grass verge I found the usual selection of dog poo bags, more unusually there was also a nappy in a bag.

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