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Could be a means to save and possibly earn some cash.

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There are many other examples where those photographs were taken. Evidence suggests they’re flung, rather than hung. Over the weekend we’ll be out with the litter pickers and rake (to unhook the more distant bags). When doing this we usually encounter several dog walkers who either say how disgusting it is, or assuming we’re council workers, tell us where they’ve seen other bags which ought to be removed!

Sorry for the thread drift.

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Pinched from those folk in Ciren’.

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Looking to branch out possibly? Does have me a bit stumped though …

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Puts a new slant on scattering the ashes??

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Hope they arent barking up the wrong tree with the new venture!

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Yes, we cater to every market:
1 Traditional burial
2 Cremation
3 Acid (environmentally friendly!)

…and our new budget option…

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More humour from Ciren’

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Me thinks you missed recycling…the rose bushes will thank you for it :grinning:

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Does that count as a commercial vehicle when crossing the Severn bridge?

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Don’t think it’s a UK front number plate - being yellow background. Netherlands perhaps?

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There were three Indian squaws.
One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

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OMG lol!!

Perhaps it’s a special for crucifictions?

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It sounds as if he was being polite, one of our Claims Inspectors had a meeting with him, to be met with the phrase "Was at school with your MD, absolute @!% - and believe me f**er was mild in comparison

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The way I learnt it at school is that:

The squaw on the hide of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.

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Brilliant