As they say the old ones……………!
And it goes without saying that there are plenty of old ones on this forum…….
Not to mention the jokes…….
40 years ago? Pah! I first heard it 60 years ago. I dare say it was one of Pythagoras’ students who first told it.
(Yes, I know America wasn’t officially discovered in his day, even though there were squaws at the time)
Hey! I resemble that statement!
Eh? Wassat?
I could have sworn I was looking at a portrait of a Scottish inventor, but it was a French Protestant.
It’s not Watt, you know, but Huguenot.
I was more offended by the absence of a proper f i ligature…!
Oh my goodness wasn’t it cold this morning? I had to pop out in the car first thing. The windscreen was frozen solid and I couldn’t find my ice scraper so I had to use an old discount card to remove the ice but could only get 20% off
Had today an email from a Neighbourhood watch scheme
Talking about a scam text purportedly from a supermarket
Goes on to describe how to spot it:
Number 3 made me smile…
2 The message invites the user to click on a link
3. Poor grammer - Note the words ‘To Qualify’, there is no need for a capital ‘Q’
4. The time the message received (10:17pm)
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