Best jokes

[LindsayM]

As they say the old ones……………!

[suzywong]

@LindsayM

As they say the old ones……………!

And it goes without saying that there are plenty of old ones on this forum…….

Not to mention the jokes…….

[Beachcomber]

40 years ago? Pah! I first heard it 60 years ago. I dare say it was one of Pythagoras’ students who first told it.

(Yes, I know America wasn’t officially discovered in his day, even though there were squaws at the time)

[Beachcomber]

Hey! I resemble that statement!

[dave-marshall]

Eh? Wassat?

[TheKevster]

[swinnerton]

[Rod_Smith]

I could have sworn I was looking at a portrait of a Scottish inventor, but it was a French Protestant.

It’s not Watt, you know, but Huguenot.

[TOBYJUG]

Something like this ??

[billywindsock]

From the BBC website. Glad to see Fulham have begun to play quantum football.

[Xanthe]

I’ve finally tracked down the REAL cause of global warming…

and proof of the effect it has…

[Euclid]

I was more offended by the absence of a proper f i ligature…!

[Diver41]

[Yeti]

[LindsayM]

[Ian2001]

Mmm , Yorkshire Tea , presumably grown in Yorkshire

I have removed the obscenity from the comments

[raym55]

Oh my goodness wasn’t it cold this morning? I had to pop out in the car first thing. The windscreen was frozen solid and I couldn’t find my ice scraper so I had to use an old discount card to remove the ice but could only get 20% off

[VinoVeritas]

Had today an email from a Neighbourhood watch scheme
Talking about a scam text purportedly from a supermarket
Goes on to describe how to spot it:

Number 3 made me smile…

2 The message invites the user to click on a link
3. Poor grammer - Note the words ‘To Qualify’, there is no need for a capital ‘Q’
4. The time the message received (10:17pm)

[TOBYJUG]

Can Optimus Prime save us all from the Omicron ?

[Yeti]

No