Furious that it was locked in a box, or that you opened it ?
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If your vet doesn’t have cow hide gloves made by R M Williams …
He shouldn’t be a vet dealing with cats.
For fifteen years we had a cat called Sooty as years went on he became known by a different name -Rambo
It was a name earned not given
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Both, probably.
Probably explains why cats are what they are and their unique schizophrenic behaviour.
In that they knew all along. Being embedded in the genes - that box,
Went out for a Xmas meal last night and the serviettes started singing, “Chestnut roasting on an open fire…”
Turns out it was “Napkin Cole.”
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" 3 days til Christmas " and Noel
What’s the best ever Christmas present ?
A broken drum .
You can’t beat it !
NB stolen from Giles Brandreth .
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I bought my nephew a 1000W lightbulb for Xmas.
You should have seen his little face light up.
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An oldie but goody from my great nephew that I first heard at his age
Where do policemen live?
Letsby Avenue
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So it is. Sheffield😉
Yep, just had to look it up, and sure enough ……. 
Which given both my great nephew and I originate from Doncaster could explain the origins some 50 years apart!
Delia wasn’t it?. Come on Letsby Avenue😁
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Pam Ayres possibly
Yep in Sheffield near where the airport was
I bought a book called ‘How to Scam People Online,’ from Amazon about a month ago. It was expensive and it still hasn’t arrived.
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You might need to zoom in.
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