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When I was at school one of the teachers said that I didn’t pay enough attention.
But that was just his or her opinion.

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I don’t remember being told that, but then again I wasn’t really listening.

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Why do cemeteries so often have railings round them?
After all, the people outside don’t want to move in and the people inside aren’t going to get out!

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Nice idea. Sadly (for me), the second sharp’s too low:

If anyone can edit the right version in, I can allow myself to smile.

Mark

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Thats fallen flat …

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You can fix it with a Sharpie!

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A cunning plan as someone said once!

Must have been a doubly sharp key

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I’m no theologian but it strikes me it’s difficult to go and meet St. Peter if you’ve been put 6ft underground?

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As seen on a Roon social page …

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I’ve asked secret Santa for Some of this.

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