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Santa Anna.

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Just got some nice festive scented candles to light when the family Christmas festivities begin.

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You should all be relieved that Joseph is taking up vocals and Mary on keyboards this year again.

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What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo.
One is heavy and the others a little lighter

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I don’t get this one I’m afraid …

Queen - Don’t Stop Me Now (lyrics)

Tonight I’m gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive
And the world I’ll turn it inside out, yeah
I’m floating around in ecstasy
So, (don’t stop me now)
(Don’t stop me)
'Cause I’m having a good time, having a good time

I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I’m a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I’m gonna go, go, go
There’s no stopping me

I’m burnin’ through the sky, yeah
200 degrees
That’s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I’m travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

continuo…

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**********BREAKING NEWS!! *********

****LEWIS HAMILTON TO RETIRE!! ****

It has been reported he wishes to leave F1 to pursue a career in music, however his request to join the group, Musical Youth, was rejected on the basis that he could not pass the dutchie on the left hand side!!

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Thanks, you saved me some work there.

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When Anders Celsius died he was 50 years old, but Daniel Fahrenheit always claimed Celsius died at age of 122

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Curtesy of this week’s Private Eye

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neither did I

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No sure if I read this on the forum but Twenty Twenty Two is also pronounced Twenty Twenty Too

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Is a power strip the opposite of power dressing?

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I always got on well with my mother-in-law
It was her daughter who was the problem.

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Good one! It’s late, and I needed a chuckle …