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My Mother-in-Law fell down a wishing well. I was totally amazed. I never knew they worked!

Les Dawson.

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I man to his friend: “I hate my navi. It doesn’t work most of the time. Last time I was so angry that I yelled at it: ‘Go to hell!’ 25 km later I arrived at my mother-in-law’s house.”

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Biandry is defined as a state of having too many husbands.

Marriage has been defined the same way.

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Dear Mary,
Just admit that you have slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely,
Joseph

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As posted by an ex shipmate, every year.

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Merry Christmas to my fellow audiophiles. :musical_score: :musical_note: :notes: :drum: :headphones: :guitar: :dvd:

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Spotted on twitter…

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Not sure what is the problem with 2021….

:smiley_cat: :smiley_cat:

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Is he a darts player?
Nice pic, but I don’t get the joke. I suspect cos I don’t know who he is.

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Its a pic of ‘Salt Bae’ a restauranteur known for his exorbitant prices and over the top seasoning technique.

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Nor me either until the explanation was posted.

Mind you, I still haven’t ever heard of him.

steve

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Got it, thanks…salt… :grinning:

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