Rather see John Wayne, True Grit.
My collie was up to his usual tricks today … coaxing me into several successive walks after breakfast … he wanted to go out but did not go far. He must be expecting a visitor.
I suppose we’ll just have to take that with a pinch of salt
The Tiger Lilies post another cracker …
Some naughty kids will end up getting fewer presents this year.
They only have them elves to blame.
So bad, it’s good.
I got a sweater for Christmas … I wanted a screamer or a moaner …
As heard on the radio this morning:
Why are Christmas trees such terrible knitters?
Because they always drop their needles.
Why did Santa’s very much shortest little helper take medical advice?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Someone had fun writing that, and is clearly wasted in that job!
My wife speaks four languages. English, eye rolls, door slams and sighs
When my wife is sleeping I walk around the house like a ninja.
When I’m sleeping my wife goes bowling in a bowling alley I didn’t know we had.
There are only two things wrong with men…
Everything they say and everything they do!