Rather see John Wayne, True Grit.
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My collie was up to his usual tricks today … coaxing me into several successive walks after breakfast … he wanted to go out but did not go far. He must be expecting a visitor.
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I suppose we’ll just have to take that with a pinch of salt
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The Tiger Lilies post another cracker …
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Some naughty kids will end up getting fewer presents this year.
They only have them elves to blame.
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So bad, it’s good.
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I got a sweater for Christmas … I wanted a screamer or a moaner …
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As heard on the radio this morning:
Why are Christmas trees such terrible knitters?
Because they always drop their needles.
Why did Santa’s very much shortest little helper take medical advice?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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Someone had fun writing that, and is clearly wasted in that job!
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My wife speaks four languages. English, eye rolls, door slams and sighs
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When my wife is sleeping I walk around the house like a ninja.
When I’m sleeping my wife goes bowling in a bowling alley I didn’t know we had.
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There are only two things wrong with men…
Everything they say and everything they do!
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