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My colleague can no longer attend next week’s Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

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A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one.

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I bought a Prince Greatest Hits box-set yesterday. It was 20 pounds, but I partied like it was £19.99.

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There is a great Bob Newhart monologue where first class arrives 20 mins before second class!

steve

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The guide should include the commonest English Tit of all, The Blue Tit:

Also known as the Blue Rinse Tit

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Someone just threw a selection box of fresh choux pastry rolls at the side of my head.
I didn’t see it coming - maybe my profiterole vision is in decline.

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I’ve just seen a sleepwalking nun.

Must’ve been a roaming catholic.

steve

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Big Issue sir?

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Thanks to off the leash on Facebook for this music themed dog joke …

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Thanks to the far side …

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To paraphrase…

Many are increasingly of the opinion that we’ve all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some say that even the trees were a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

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