My colleague can no longer attend next week’s Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one.
I bought a Prince Greatest Hits box-set yesterday. It was 20 pounds, but I partied like it was £19.99.
There is a great Bob Newhart monologue where first class arrives 20 mins before second class!
The guide should include the commonest English Tit of all, The Blue Tit:
Also known as the Blue Rinse Tit
Someone just threw a selection box of fresh choux pastry rolls at the side of my head.
I didn’t see it coming - maybe my profiterole vision is in decline.
I’ve just seen a sleepwalking nun.
Must’ve been a roaming catholic.
steve
What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue sir?
To paraphrase…
Many are increasingly of the opinion that we’ve all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some say that even the trees were a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
