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Essex girl notices one shoe has an ‘L’ on it and the other says ‘R’
“Whyzat then?” she asks her boyfriend
“Dunno, maybe the same reason your knickers say C & A?”

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I cannot understand the current craze for tattoos.

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We have 2 daughters and 2 sons, the boys have none and our daughters have tattoos. It’s a crazy world. I don’t get it either.

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Tattoos - They call them a ‘‘Tramp Stamp’’ for a reason

Hang on read my post above :scream:

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I’d love to know that reason.

A little more accuracy please - the epithet refers only to lower back tattoos.

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Crack Stamp?

I’m fat, but I self-identify as skinny … that makes me trans-slender. :roll_eyes:

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Doesn’t quite have the alliteration of the original. I wouldn’t have thought it possible to descend any further but you’ve managed it with aplomb!

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Thanks to Carol Dew on Facebook

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Taking headcount reduction too literally.

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How to loose weight by showering properly

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I was once a man trapped in a woman’s body … then I was born. :roll_eyes:

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