Essex girl notices one shoe has an ‘L’ on it and the other says ‘R’
“Whyzat then?” she asks her boyfriend
“Dunno, maybe the same reason your knickers say C & A?”
I cannot understand the current craze for tattoos.
We have 2 daughters and 2 sons, the boys have none and our daughters have tattoos. It’s a crazy world. I don’t get it either.
Tattoos - They call them a ‘‘Tramp Stamp’’ for a reason
Hang on read my post above 
I’d love to know that reason.
A little more accuracy please - the epithet refers only to lower back tattoos.
Crack Stamp?
I’m fat, but I self-identify as skinny … that makes me trans-slender. 
Doesn’t quite have the alliteration of the original. I wouldn’t have thought it possible to descend any further but you’ve managed it with aplomb!
Taking headcount reduction too literally.
I was once a man trapped in a woman’s body … then I was born.
