Because she usually finds it?
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Man, I hear ya …
And I have about a 50% failure rate.
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Perhaps he should try listening
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Probably because she moved it from where you left it and expected to find it.
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She might or might not find it - if she does not then it is your fault for not telling her that we have run out, and if she does find it then you will never hear the end of it.
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With everything cancelled, it’s a great time to bond with your husband, talk to him, laugh with him, remind him of that thing he said 5 years ago.
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There’s a reciprocal situation where she says you have run out and you find it where you expect it to be. She says “what’s it doing there? That’s not where we keep it!”
A further danger lurks when you notice that a packet or jar of something is being unpacked by her from the weekly delivery or shop and you are sure that you already have at least two spare packets. In this situation a) say nothing and b) forget about it, furthermore on no account bring it up in the future as you will discover that you are in fact to blame.
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Wife: You’re doing it wrong.
Me: What?
Wife: Motions vaguely in the direction of my entire life
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Dating: Can’t wait to see you again
Marriage: Part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night
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My wife calls it ‘boy eyes’ and frequently tells me I’m not a good looker.
A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospial for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally, so, the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman in appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, and $50,000 dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Cadbury chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: “I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money … but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates.”
To this the Arab replied: “Aye laddie, but I have Scottish blood in ma veins now”
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My wife said that she would buy her own birthday cake.
This is a test, right?
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Just been watching the kids play hide and seek in the park. Mine just hid behind the chain link fence.
Well, at least I don’t have to save for their university.
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Son: Am I adopted?
Me: Not yet, but we’re hopeful.
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Marriage is like the Ikea of relationships. Easy to walk into, confusing to piece together and difficult to exit.
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Mine calls it a “male look”
Yes and it’s like the Kobayashi Maru.
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steve
Railway modelling in a nutshell.
steve
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Ah - but how do you re-program it?