The solution is to bake her a cake.
Even if you can’t bake.
Especially if you can’t bake.
The solution is to bake her a cake.
Even if you can’t bake.
Especially if you can’t bake.
Honestly, I can’t beat Ravvie’s suggestion above.
The eggs, the sugar, the butter and the flour yes, but not that suggestion!
I yelled COW at a woman on a bicycle yesterday.
She sneered at me and gave me the finger, then rode straight into the cow …
Before I got married, I hadn’t realised that “What do you want to watch?” was a rhetorical question.
I found £18.97 in a hat today on the floor near Asda. I thought the bloke stood near it might have picked it up but he just had his eyes closed and seemed far more interested in playing his violin.
In a similar vein I once presented my wife with a lovely bunch of flowers and she was right made up about it, then mysteriously her mood changed when I told her it was no problem, there are loads tied to a lamp post just by the roundabout.
Wimmen eh? Can’t live with em, can’t live with em.
In marriage, you need to know which hand towels you can use, and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife’s home.
Someone got an old 1,000 adult jokes book for Christmas
Commentators nightmare here.
Hamilton, Hamilton and Hamilton start for Arbroath against Hamilton, while Hamilton also have a Hamilton in their starting lineup.
Like the 1991 Japanese Grand Prix…
The Brabham team’s two drivers were
Brundle and Blundell
You missed off Jamie Hamilton
who plays for Hamilton.
Makes an announcer’s ‘Forfar 5, East Fife 4’ look like a stroll in the park!
Borrowed from a shipmate.
He does gets a mention…
Hopefully he doesn’t get booked for fowling a non-Hamilton Hamilton.
Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch: “Pratt plays a long ball to Pratt, back to Pratt…”
I bought an LP of wasp sounds and tried it out on the Michell this afternoon. It was terrible and not at all what I was expecting, nothing like wasps. Looked a little closer, my fault, I’d been listening to the bee side.