Best jokes

[Jamiewednesday]

Not a joke as such, but this lot have brought a smile to my face this morning with various covers on You Tube

THE HEIMATDAMISCH: Kids in Bavaria (Kim Wilde)

[Super]

[Camphuw]

[TheKevster]

[Camphuw]

[Camphuw]

I think it’s been posted before but it’s been tweaked.

[suzywong]

Or in the case of Nanny Ogg’s cat Greebo,

alive, dead, or bloody furious!

(Terry Pratchett, “Lords and Ladies”)

[Camphuw]

[ajm]

[Super]

[Stephen_Tate]

[Beachcomber]

All you cyclists complaining about the lack of cycle lanes - here ya go!

[Yeti]

That’s obviously a parking space, they just painted the wrong sort of bike on it.

[Rod_Smith]

The grand old Duke of York,
he had 12 million quid.
He gave it to someone he never met,
for something he never did.

[Inmynaim]

Allegedly …!!!

[HouseholdNaim]

Not saying it’s windy but my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course next Tuesday.

[crispyduck]

@Rod_Smith

The grand old Duke of York,
he had 12 million quid.
He gave it to someone he never met,
for something he never did.

And when he was up he was up

[n-lot]

[Svetty]

And when she went down she went down…

[billywindsock]

I hear that The Queen’s Jubilee is now £12,000,000 over budget.