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Tweedale bo and Tweedledon

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An old wind turbine standing alone in a field miles from anywhere . He is real lonely . Then one day the land owners decide to erect a new wind turbine near to the dilapidated one . The old turbine, seeing his new companion, tries to make small talk, asking him what sort of music he likes.
The new turbine replies “I am just a Heavy Metal Fan”.

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50 years ago, three astronaughts chiselled their names into the world’s consciousness.
Buzz Aldrin. Neil Armstrong and the other one.

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That’s cruel, but funny :joy:

Indeed, poor Martin Collin

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Poor Michael, after 8 days in space and squeezing tight, he just had to let go…

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If you Google “Lost medieval servant boy”
It says “This Page cannot be found”

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Thanks to the Rega FB page.

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I was out with a young lady last night who wore a real slinky number.
She looked great going down the stairs.

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Curtesy of Andrew Crofton-Eden on Facebook

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Love that tee shirt, I want one.

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Rubbish, I don’t need a dog. :slight_smile:

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courtesy of photoshop more like it

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A pervert got onto an elevator, as the lift rose to the 30th level, it stopped at each and every floor, and as the doors opened each time the pervert opened his raincoat and ‘flashed’ at anyone waiting to get on.

Later, in summing-up; the Judge said that what he did was wrong so on many levels.

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