And when he was only half way up he used a little blue pill…
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That’ll teach him to pay his bills on time.
Yes, I shall be contributing to that.
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We have an Italian restaurant nearby called , Bella Donna, true story.
Don’t think I would have picked that name
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Not dogs… it’s cats!
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
“Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange post card today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”
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My girlfriend asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday.
She wasn’t happy when I came back with a push up bra.
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Those of a British persuasion prefer 22.2.22. Or 22.02.2022.
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Both of the British versions have a nice palindromic feel about them.
My brother sent me a message at 12.21 today about this!
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