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I used this on another thread, but I think it is good to put it here

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Shedendfreude.

The pleasure derived from Chelsea’s misfortunes.

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‘There are three rules for writing a novel’ , Somerset Maugham once said .
‘Unfortunately , no one knows what they are .’

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Very Dangerous…
Posting that where a woman can see it.

EXTREMELY DANGEROUS…
Sending that TO a woman!

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How about sending it to three women? The last time it was posted on the forum, I put it on our family (me, wife, two daughters) WhatsApp. IIRC the response was robust but good-humoured!

Mark

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Yes - but it is quite a useful cheat sheet.

Plus a couple of bottles of Petrus with Coca Cola …à la russe .

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There was me thinking that a pamphlet would cover everything needed.

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It could be, but here’s the size of paper needed to print the pamphlet (each copy requires one entire roll):
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That was always a pointless exercise. I spent a very long time to learn how to understand what my wife
wanted

and then she changed her mind.

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Today is the ides of March, cartoon by Helen Forte of Minimus fame. Thanks to Natalie Haynes for sharing.

Old journalists’ joke:

Two hacks are stiing enjoying a drink in El Vino’s [famous Fleet Street wine bar].

One says to the other: “I’m writing a novel.”

The second hack replies: “Neither am I”.

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El Vino’s… loved it. A step back in time.

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Apologies for copying from the Far Side, but Red Baron, it made me smile.

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Likewise. I had a few drinks in El Vinos in a particular time in my earlier life.

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steve

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same here – used to work for ‘Reuters’ as it was called then in the 80s and 90s. yes i remember El Vino’s

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