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Borrowed from the Wildlife gardening social pages.

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It’s de rigeur for Mrs Houdini to hog the screen during any Zoom meeting


and depart whilst sticking her tail up my nose

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Seems perfectly reasonable to me! :laughing:

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Why do cats always look so judgemental?

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Because they used to be worshipped as deities and still haven’t forgotten this.

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Hairy Krishna?

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From The Oldie

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Making my lunch earlier, I got to wonder if the ‘Someone’s cooking bacon’ detector on my ceiling could actually be turned into a really effective safety device of some sort. Perhaps something that warns of fires?

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I’m sure we’ll all toast to that idea, Jamie.

Perhaps not toast then…

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I could happily relate to bacon on toast :slight_smile:

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steve

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Got myself a new Aphex sink

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Are you plugging the product?!

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thx to my Facebook page

ouch

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I resemble that scenario!

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The Danes, Finns and Swedes might not ever listen to The Beatles – but a Norwegian would…

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