Nobody seems to kidnap '90s pop groups any more.
I’ve taken Steps to rectify this…
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So do I, there’s a good scientific reason for it apparently, but I can’t remember what it is 
In medieval times, they used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night, an early form of saddle light navigation.
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That is so bad I’m stealing it.
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I’m embarrassed about how long it took me to get that.
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‘And now for a sketch which is one laugh from beginning to end - but hopefully there will be more than that!’ (The Two Ronnies, BBC 1972).
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I still don’t !
I just see four cage/trolley wheels - two with brakes. Three have a blue inner, and one is slightly turned…but…???
Need a hint!
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They are uncontrollable, go off in any direction and are notoriously unpredictable.
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Yep, that does sound like the cages I work with each day…laden or empty, can be right pigs.
Erm…still not seeing it 
A certain number of the things you find at the bottom of e.g. table legs.
Ohhhhh god…four castors!!!
Sheesh. And to think I failed the 11 Plus!
Thank you. Got it.
Finally.
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Four candles?
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I thought they were ideal for U turns 
Noh, andles for forks. Got any O’s?
Without doubt, one of their finest!
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Ahh … The Two Ronnies. My parents had a few of their albums that we’d all sit around and listen to when I was a young lad.
I would also try to make sense of The Goon Show on the wireless …
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and Bob Newhart - must see if HMV have anything of his next time I am there…
[I did try putting some lines down, but as they are monologues of a 2 sided conversation it didn’t really work]
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From memory, Newhart on the bus driving school:
" OK, driver…now… hit the accelerator…brake…accelerator…
Did ya see how the old lady spun all the way to the back of the bus, there? Good, good…"
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