Sad to hear about that blues singer that died - he didn’t wake up this morning.
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I’ve been asked if I would run the London Marathon next year.
I told the sponsors, “I’m flattered to be asked, but I don’t think I could organise such a big event.”
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The annual parasite convention dinner is this evening - it’s my turn to be host.
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Also by Olaf Falafel:
Jokes about white sugar are very rare… jokes about brown sugar, Demerara.
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Ah sorry, don’t spend all my life reading every post…
‘s alright. It’s a funny joke. Worth repeating.
That made my day, cheers 
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Mr President…Or.?
The reaction from the world’s mightiest man,.when Denmark refuses to sell Greenland.
Oh My God,.I love this satire,or what to call it 
.
/Peder🙂
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CORRECTION - The reaction from the world’s biggest anal hole.
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We call him the Marmalade Moron.
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Prompted by a recent post in the “What are you listening to?” thread:
Q. What’s the difference between James Last and a bull?
A. In a bull, the horns are at the front and the a***hole is at the back.
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Maybe Trump had heard that Iceland was a good place to buy frozen foodstuff and thought Greenland might be a investment for selling bedding plants.
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People with selfie sticks need to take a long look at themselves.
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Saw this on the other place … just love it.
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