Half a Mother Superior is better than nun.
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I’m still struggling with that one, care to put me out of my misery?
Don’t ask me how
Don’t ask meow…
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It must be the strange level of humour on this forum…I’ve just had to explain it to my lot as well
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I thought it such a funny dad joke they’d get it immediately.
‘Epic fail’ in their terminology.
G
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What a prince 
It’ll be cheaper after Christmas!
It’s easier if you habitually drop aitches.
Not necessarily a joke, but this did bring a smile to me. A true story that happen to me last week.
I went out and spent a good amount of money on some flash Michelin tyres for my lovely wife’s 1000 cc toyota echo, in fact the 4 tyres cost half as much of what the car is worth! But me being captain safety and knowing she is not really a person that has the habit of coasting to stops, then its foot down till the speed limit rain or shine etc (no more should be said🥴), i bit the bullet and splashed out.
A few days later i asked her “how are the new tyres dear?’
Her reply “I’ve been so busy, I haven’t had the chance to look at them”
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Don’t think I have ever met a lady with a Linn HiFi. To my knowledge.
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Someone’s Smart Alec idea to list the price range in a ‘top down’ manner in the small print…
There was a lady MP (Labour) who was being interviewed on one of the TV news programmes , and there in the background was an LP12 . I wrote to her commentating that I was surprised to see one on TV and she wrote back saying she really enjoyed the LP12 .
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Lovely tinkle on the ivories. 
That statement reminds me of the time a few years back we paid a visit Harrods while we were staying in London for a while, we exited one of the lifts and opposite the lift door was a full grand piano, I said to my wife “shall I have a tinkle on the keyboard, or shall I use the toilet like everyone else” I guess you had to be there lol!
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My better half told me “get better soon” today.
I’m not sick, she just wants me to be better!
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