What does DNA stand for?
National Association of Dislexics
I thought they were a lot of Loblocks 
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
Bowie: why so sad Bing?
Bing: My inflatable bottom has gone flat.
Bowie: You need my rubber bum pump?
Bing: Rubber bum pump?
Bowie: Rubber bum pump.
Who remembers this gem?
G
This time try to catch me by hands.
Thanks to that other social platform.
Anyone on their own this Christmas?
I’d like to borrow three chairs.
Alsacian joke:
Un alsacien rentre dans une Winstub et demande au barman:
“Bonjour, s’il te plaît, donne-moi une schlukerdrenkgewurtzschmittersaftkraut-schnapisbitterdrénk à la grenadine.”
“Une schlukerdrenkgewurtzschmittersaftkraut-schnapisbitterdrénk à la quoi?!?”
What’s grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss?
A dialysis machine.
- « how was your day? » (the husband)
- « She is not finished ! ( the wife)
