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Careful, there’s a new thread in waiting there :scream:

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Shouldn’t the response have been ‘You mustn’t do that unless there’s a crime in progress. Or if it’s an emergency. We can’t be more specific until a discussion on a hifi forum finishes’?

Mark

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Just received this spam email. Seeing the subject I couldn’t resist opening it. :grin:

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Too much thread overspill.

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To add to the thread overspill…….what if the police couldn’t gain entry because of a pile of bricks behind the door? :joy:

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Not sure “Ventolin” could be classed as old and boring…

:innocent:

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Maths problem of the day:
If George is 73 and his girlfriend is 26, how much money does George have?

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Probably too much.
But nowhere near as much as Ringo.

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Ask @Peder !

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I don’t think he was in Vienna.

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A couple of months ago we told this TO our therapist!

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Less than he used to.

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Well, being a complete Philistine, I encountered it in the Tate in the 90s while on my way to the restaurant. Didn’t realise it was art and walked over it. Cue burly security guards.

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Lucky you didn’t trip.

G

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IIRC the bricks in the Tate were not even the originals. The story went along the lines of, having been unable to sell the sculpture, the artist sold the bricks. But later on, the Tate came calling and he had to buy some more.

That piece was “Equivalent VIII” from 1966. Andre produced a series of eight. The “equivalence” was because each sculpture used 120 bricks, hence the weight & volume of each of the eight was the same.

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I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure that yoga is not for me.

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One of the best things about the good old days is that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old.

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I used to envy anyone that could do a cartwheel. Now I’m jealous of anyone who can get up off the floor without grunting and holding onto pieces of furniture.

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Or Pete Stringfellow

And, for bonus points, how long will his money last?