half life of 6 months
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As you get older, the ground gets further away, or your arms get shorter.
DG…
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A recent study has found out that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Which makes sense - I don’t think I have ever eaten a monkey.
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I believe it was George Burns who said, when I bend over to pick something up I always stop to ask myself, is there anything else I should do while I’m down here?
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I couldn’t remember who it was said that, but I have found it to be very true.
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Rule of Law: A system whose application is inversely proportional to one’s net worth
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“There’s only one thing that scares me on Hallowe’en”
“Which is?”
“Yeah. How did you know?”
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Pro tip: When you go hiking, carry a pair of binoculars. That way when you make frequent stops, it looks like you’re appreciating nature, not fighting for air.
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It’s like a normal Dal, but a little 'otter
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“Now that we’re married, you can get rid of the HiFi”
“You sound like my ex-wife”
“I didn’t know you were previously married”
“I wasn’t”
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“You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear”
“Sure, I’ll have a beer”
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A human fart can be louder than a trombone.
I discovered this at my daughter’s school concert.
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We have a new candidate for best joke thread of the week:
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Seems like the capacitors are not the same in these two pictures. But why it is the best joke?
Read the thread. It’s the thread that is the joke, not the capacitors or the photos.
Just read. I think it’s okay to ask question like this but what were written in the thread are funny 