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Dad, did you know that in some countries you don’t know who your wife is until you get married?
It’s like that everywhere, son.
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I really wish I could find out what IDK means. Everyone I ask just says “I don’t know”
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If you had to choose between £5,000,000 and your significant other, what’s the first thing that you’d buy?
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I got an email that explains how to read maps backwards. It was spam.
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Did it also tell you what cheese is made backwards?
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Silly, that’s for the journey back home 
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That’s double Dutch to me.
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That’s an outrageous charge! 
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3 individuals here.
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omfg, where are the Sic Safco Promisics? 
Wrong order. No. 3 is definitely the best one.
DG…
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