Er, not endorsing this one - at all 
- but for the record I think you meant “it didn’t macaroni better”
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“My Willie”
My Willie disappears in Winter,
It doesnt like the cold, My Willie disappears in Winter, But its really very old.
Ive tried a Willie warmer, But thats no good at all,
Ive tried a Willie warmer, But my Willie is to small. I tied some string to it one day, To keep my Willie at my side, But the knot dropped off, and he went away, And disappeared inside. I remember in the summer, When my Willie was so big, I nearly trod upon my Willie, And snapped it like a twig. But now these days are over, And frosty days are here, And just the hint of a flake of snow, Makes my Willie disappear. I hope the day will come when I Will hold my Willie in my hand, And wave him proudly to the sky, As the pride of all the land. I hope you arent offended,
It should come as no surprise,
That my ‘Willie’ is a tortoise,
And not what you surmise!".
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My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 3 of them are frozen, and I don’t know where the music is coming from.
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony, but eating lots of pie is zero because the sin of pi is always zero
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A Geordie goes to the doctors and says ‘doctor me armpits smell of coconuts’
doctor replies ‘aye it’s boun’t’y’
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It bounces along nicely!
