Oh, dear me …
Pirates that used an X to mark the spot are really stupid. If they had just used a G, no-one would have found the treasure.
St Andrews day was a few days ago. I always considered him the patron Saint of X marks the spot.
On this day in 1890, Macsween paraded this monster haggis through the streets of Edinburgh. Weighing over 900 tonnes, it fed schoolkids across the entire central belt of Scotland for a year.
There once was a rabbit calmly shitting in the forest and along came a bear … 
There was a report of a strange looking man walking around park in the middle of London … each night he would walk around saying Jim Jimmy Jim Jim … eventually after some nights and many complaints the police Sargent sent an officer out to investigate the reports. In the darkness the officer came across the man and the odd looking fellow said "ah hello officer, I am looking for someone, a good friend of mine for many decades. He has beautiful blonde hair, tall chap, fun to talk to talk to … we would go to the play ground together, play hide the finger, go island hopping, trawl the far east looking for puntang, dig nice big holes … we were great friends but for some reason he is lost. The police officer suddenly understood what was happening and replied … “Come Sir lets take you back to the Palace I do not think your friend will be coming back any time soon.”
Thank you, strangely enough I have always wanted to know.
Should do the same with a tin of celebrations
