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Our old neighbour had the air conditioning on his car serviced by a company called ‘Stiff Nipples’…!

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You must live in West Hythe.

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There was a pet grooming shop near me called…

Doggy Style.

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Dog walking service van I’ve seen called Bark in the Park.

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No, Mid Bedfordshire, but it was about 20 years ago.

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Reminds me of a local building firm.

Bert Bodgit and Willie Fixit.

DG…

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I had a nice little moment yesterday. We popped into a Costa and after my son ordered his coffee, the German kid in a hat serving said ‘Vot iz your name?’ I naturally quipped ‘Don’t tell him Pike’

The chap waiting for his Flat White burst out laughing.

No-one else got it.

I just ordered a cinnamon swirl.

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Now that’s clever …

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An excuse to post this.

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One from the Sunday Times Business section: “Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army - he used to out with all buns glazing”…made me chuckle this morning.

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For real??

My brother tells me it is genuine!

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Just checked and there is a genuine website that also includes a photo of Slash playing guitar while wearing a Uranus Fudge t-shirt!

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