Who’s going to fess up to having a job in the packing dept.
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Given that Big Bird has forward facing eyes and is the largest of the muppets, he’s probably an apex predator.
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A joke that probably only pilots will understand…
The speedometer in your car gives you RSI, unless you’re travelling off-road.
If I had a pound for every time I’ve been distracted. I’d like some ice cream.
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Worth a look 
Toss up between ‘Best handling of rejection’ and ‘Best Effort’ for third.
‘Fashion statement’ and ‘…competitive parent’ for the win…
theres a car valeter /garage on the edge of Manchester that used to promise the best hand job in the North
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About 20 years ago for work I was required to book myself onto a flight to Hanoi. I was within a hair’s breadth of booking one to Ho Chi Minh city, thinking that they must have renamed the capital after the revered one - only Whitey still using the archaic “Hanoi”.
Not quite as far apart as Austria and Australia, but still a tad inconvenient had I not twigged.
Indeed - I know some people who seem to spend all their time there…
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We have the ‘Lounge’ and the ‘Grand Cafe’, so I guess another category wouldn’t go amiss.
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Do not translate “Sharp Knife” into Latvian….
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Not popular then. 
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