Grandma was cool!
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I don’t think so my grandma was born in 1898!
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Correct. On top of that, my grandmum was the first who got a university degree in the family and had a billiard table in her house.
Smart guy my grandfather was!
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Was your grandfather Yoda?
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no, but the kids watch Star Wars all the time so with the odd word sequence infected I get.
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Same Roman walks into another bar and orders ‘a Martinus’.
Barman says ‘Don’t you mean “a Martini”?’
Roman says ‘No. If I wanted a double, I’d have asked for one’
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Robbie Williams has announced a return to Take That 6 months after his suspension from posting sex pictures of himself.
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So why do some in America think that a panini means one?
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Well, thanks! It’s obviously one panino, more than one is panini here!
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Sorry couldn’t resist 
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