From latest Private Eye:
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Same thing with graffiti/graffito, among many other words.
Dildi/dildo?
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Always good to have spare dildi around the house.
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Yes, and always smile when I read capisce? instead of capisci? (do you understand?), but then I read salami instead of salame…
Phonetics are deceiving…
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Translation:
I heard you drank too much yesterday, how are you? Nah, don’t worry, I’m on the bus on my way to work now…
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“I went to visit my uncle over Christmas and I took some presents, and a bottle of whisky.”
“What was his reaction?”
“I don’t think he’s noticed they’re missing yet.”
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Hope they do bigger sizes. 
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Your better off going for a smaller size during the winter.
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Not long enough🤪
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I’ll need a 6’3" one.
Willy.
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I’m sure you’ve been called worse. 
I have. 
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The version of that joke that my wife always reminds me of is “every ten years” not “every year”!
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“You’re the most jealous woman I know”
"You know other women?
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Many a word and all that…
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