Those are all very valid reasons Camp, and don’t let anyone tell you different …
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“What should you spend on a bottle of wine?”
“I don’t know…half an hour?”
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Potatoes make chips, crisps, mash, saute and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying!
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Good bonus scheme though.
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I take it that “unluckiest” is a euphemism.
i told the nurse i had piles. she said you are a rich boy. Iam not rich or a boy.
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Isn’t that John Pertwee?
No, it’s Jon
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Yep!
But to be fair his birth name was John Devon Roland Pertwee
(One of my favourite “Doctors” - alongside his many other roles - famously, as CPO, HMS Troutbridge)
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The picture is of Jon Pertwee in his role as Worzel Gummidge. He was a fine comedian as well as an actor. He reduced my Mum to tears of joy when he picked on her in the theatre at Butlins, Skegness in the early 1970’s. Probably just after his stint on Doctor Who.
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‘70 - ‘74 as the third Doctor, according to wikiwotsit
A Jehovah’s witness knocked on my door the other day. I let him in, took him to the kitchen, gave him a coffee and asked “So, what do you want to talk about?”
He said “I don’t know, I never got this far before”
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