This made me laugh, I’m a simple soul…
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Council paid internet prankster Simon Harris £500k Essex County Council paid internet prankster Simon Harris £500k - BBC News
The joke’s on them. I’d have done it for £400K, if they’d only asked.
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I feel sorry for parents these days
. You have to explain the birds and the bee’s. The bee’s and the bee’s. The birds and the birds. The birds that used to be bee’s. The bee’s that used to be birds. The birds that look like bee’s and the bee’s that look like birds but still got a stinger
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I know he was a Modernist, but I think Manet died about 50 years too early for that picture!
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Therapist: “What do we say when life disappoints us?”
Me: “Called it!”
Therapist: “No!”
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No tongues then. 
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My trans uncle is a vegetarian.
A herbefore.
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Brit’s, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”.
One week later, the state’s Depertment of Minerals and Energy in Western Australia, reported the following:
“After digging as deep as 30 feet in Western Australia’s Pilbara region, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.”
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I dare not laugh in fear of offending someone, but 
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Yes - best laugh in the privacy of a sound-proof room 
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Yeah but where can you find an adult?
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