Which fish is made of two sodium atoms?
2NA…
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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip…?
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I went to the doctor and said “Doctor, you must help me, I have severe CDO!”
“You mean OCD”
“You see…!”
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Do you know what a forensic police officer gets paid on a night shift?
CuNO3.
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first asks for a glass of H2O.
The second asks for a glass of H2O too. His funeral’s next week.
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“Doctor, doctor, please help me. I keep thinking I’m a world renowned psychoanalyst!”
“Really, when did this start?”
“Oh, when I was Jung…”
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Fella got chilled to absolute zero.
He’s 0K.
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“Doctor, doctor - I think that I’m a moth’”
“Ah, I’m a GP. You need to see a psychiatrist. “
“I know. But your light was on”
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight !
Unless your ready to handle the reaper cushions.
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what is blue and not so heavy?
I’ve just won 2 tickets to see Stock, Aitken and Waterman - The Musical, featuring songs performed by Jason Donovan, Kylie et al. What a relief, 2nd prize is 4 tickets.
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At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked George, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
George, replied to the assembled husbands, “Well, I’ve tried to treat her nice, spend some money on her. I took her to Italy for our 25th anniversary!”
The priest responded, ‘George, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please, tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’
George, proudly replied, “I’m gonna go pick her up.”
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What did the slug say to the snail?
Want to buy a Big Issue?
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What’s the rudest animal in the jungle?
Hippopottymouth
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