What’s a horse’s favourite wine?
Chardonneigh
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Someone threw a tub of Omega 3 tablets at me - Luckily I only suffered super fish oil injuries
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Did you hear about the man with five willies?
His underpants fitted like a glove!
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I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of this joke.
No - looks like I was wrong.
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A man from San Francisco was in his garage, polishing his oil lamp when all of a sudden a genie appears and grants him a wish.
Well, I fancy visiting my brother in Hawaii, could you build a highway crossing the Pacific so I could drive there?
The Genie replies, well Sir I can grant most wishes, but this is just too difficult, think of all the steel and concrete this would take, you’re talking about the world economy taking a big hit here, can you think of another wish.
There is one thing, to be honest with you I’ve never really understood women, I would like to get inside their minds and gather their thoughts, feelings and emotions.
The Genies says, would that be a 2 or three lane highway you want on this bridge?
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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A German man goes into a bar
“Can I have a martini please”
“Dry?”
“No, just the one thanks”
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Lol…if only…
Intrigued what your pic actually is though.
Talk about the back end of the universe, lol.
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There’s no escape. 
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Probably a fake.
As is your picture 
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It looks more like one of the planets in our solar system but which? 
Saturn…no, Jupiter…no, Neptune….no, Ur……
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My daughters are into astronomy and that is a generated image of a black hole caught by the James Webb telescope I thought they said .
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Ooops looked like you were asking about this one.
That’ll teach me to help.
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In 2019 there was a 30 minute documentary featuring the guy in the video in the link below, explaining how the so called photograph was produced.
Basically it’s an image generated by a computer program from the data obtained from a network of radio telescopes (EHT)
In 2019 he stated there was insufficient data (he used the term ‘sparse data’) to produce an image. Information regarding how the scientists would expect a black hole to look like was added to the computer program. The computer was then able to produce the image.
So, it’s not a photograph of a black hole. 
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