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Timeo technocratos et dona ferentes

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Ah, you were lucky…

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I just had a McSpicy and fries.

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Thanks for the morning belly laugh, Dave.
Well, it’s morning here …

Dave

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We also eat at McDs occasionally. usually a breakfast sandwich thing, but the occasional burger n Fries.
Their coffee is pretty good for take away coffee.
It’s certainly not our go-to tho, its actually pricey compared to their competition, which is often better.

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What year did Bach compose Bach then

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A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from an old established hair cutters’ place.

They put up a big bold sign which read: “WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”

Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: “WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”

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It McWas

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Especially if you can hear them giggling inside.

About 9 months before Bach was born…

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It’s an art and a finely honed skill. Take numerous potentially delicious food items, combine them and render the combination totally tasteless! The genius is to do the same in every branch in every city in every country in the world!

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I only have two or three Motown puns. Four tops.

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What, the geeks?

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Throw away the burger and eat the box - tastes better and is less harmful to your health!

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Now that’s a joke!

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If McDonald’s Advertised Like Apple :laughing:

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