The Astley Paradox
I asked Rick Astley to give me a copy of the DVD UP!
He sadly said he couldn’t because I’m “never gonna give you up”, but he had to because I’m “never gonna let you down” and exploded in a puff of logic.
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They could transfer one of them to Goodwyns!
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Goodwyn’s 
Unless there are two Goodwyns’ in ownership?
There are no Goodwyn’s any more. 
Probably done to death by grammarians
The doctor told my wife. Your husband must use his brain.
She told him. He has not go one
Hey folks,
Just dropped by to spin some tunes and crack a few notes – I mean, jokes! Music and laughter share the same beat in my book. So, here’s a trio of musical puns to keep our spirits high and our playlists interesting:
- Why did the musician get locked out of their rehearsal space? Because they had the wrong key!
- What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
- I tried to write a song about a broken guitar, but I just couldn’t find the right chord.
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Stolen! 
For visitors to Dudley (where Goodwyns is), grammar is the least of the language challenges.
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Welcome and thanks for the post !
What’s the difference between a cow and a bison,
You wash your hands in a bison in Dudley
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As a trained psychotherapist, that is so on the mark!
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steve
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The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting you don’t have a problem.
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