I thought it was admitting you do have a problem, thus displaying you were right all along thereby promptly determining you were in the wrong club.
From a car review by James May in last weekend’s Sunday Times magazine:
Referring to the “generous” touch screen on the dashboard: “An interesting feature of this is that, by pushing a button, it can be pivoted from landscape orientation to portrait. Remember to remove your Ginsters from the oddments tray beneath the screen before doing this.”
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well
I was amazed. I never knew they worked!
Thinking of doing a Victor Meldrew impersonation?
a) don’t
b) leave it
There’s a new TV series coming out, called The Fresh Prints of Voltaire. They’ve just released a preview of the theme song:
“In west Île-de-France I was born and raised,
Writing plays down is how I spent most of my days,
Pennin’ books, commentin’, debatin’ with mates,
About my belief in separating church and state”
I’m looking forward to it already.
I’ve taken up silent tennis.
It’s the same as normal tennis but without the racket.
British meanings of “Right”
1: correct
2: Opposite of left
3: I’m about to leave
4: I’m about to shout
5: I don’t understand
6: Are you sure?
They tell jokes. Every one a cracker.
Apparently.
I’ll get me…etc.
G
What’s the best cheese for tempting a bear out of a cave?
Camembert
Best cheese for hiding a horse?
Mascarpone