I thought it was admitting you do have a problem, thus displaying you were right all along thereby promptly determining you were in the wrong club.
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From a car review by James May in last weekend’s Sunday Times magazine:
Referring to the “generous” touch screen on the dashboard: “An interesting feature of this is that, by pushing a button, it can be pivoted from landscape orientation to portrait. Remember to remove your Ginsters from the oddments tray beneath the screen before doing this.”
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well
I was amazed. I never knew they worked!
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Thinking of doing a Victor Meldrew impersonation?
a) don’t
b) leave it
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There’s a new TV series coming out, called The Fresh Prints of Voltaire. They’ve just released a preview of the theme song:
“In west Île-de-France I was born and raised,
Writing plays down is how I spent most of my days,
Pennin’ books, commentin’, debatin’ with mates,
About my belief in separating church and state”
I’m looking forward to it already.
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I’ve taken up silent tennis.
It’s the same as normal tennis but without the racket.
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British meanings of “Right”
1: correct
2: Opposite of left
3: I’m about to leave
4: I’m about to shout
5: I don’t understand
6: Are you sure?
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They tell jokes. Every one a cracker.
Apparently.
I’ll get me…etc.
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What’s the best cheese for tempting a bear out of a cave?
Camembert
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Best cheese for hiding a horse?
Mascarpone
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