Gives the concept of not entering a new meaning…
I notice that the apple laptop didn’t get into heaven either!
I’d say that laptop is the tool used to guard the gate.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
The Firewall?
Non vegetarian cookbooks are just variants of the necro-nom-nom-nom-icon.
I hope that is not real!!!
And it’s 100% accurate, speaking as an absolute legend.
Seconded as another absolute hero.
As a naturalised absolute legend, I agree with most of it but, being married to a Scot, I would take issue with one section.
steve
Know what, you’re absolutely right.
Speaking as an (almost) naturalised absolute legend, originally frae north o’ the border, but with a partner who is a natural born and bred absolute legend, I hadn’t thought things through carefully enough.
Smack round the head avoided at the last possible minute … … … phew.
I live in Southampton…I can walk to Waitrose…
We are in the same Wazzocks region but a little further north so …
…Yep, we can walk to Waitrose as well, but have to pass Sainsbury’s on the way.
As an inbred Lancashire man living the land of wazzocks…
Q. How do you kill a Yorkshireman?
A. Slam the seat down when he’s drinking.
I thank you…