Put all my Dogging videos and material on eBay
No bids yet but 14 watching.
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I’ve just been to see the new Liam Neeson film.
It’s called ‘‘Taken: Out Of Context’’
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There is a march in London today to legalise cannabis. The turnout is expected to be high.
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While out riding my bicycle today i got splattered by a wagon spreading salt,
“You b4stard!” i shouted through gritted teeth.
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I have a Slovak friend who’s a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
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Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
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HOW do you make a fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons.
They say dogs are a mans best friend, don’t believe a word of it, a cat will never show the police where your drugs are hidden!
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“Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better… or worse? Better… or worse?”
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I went out for a curry last night and the waiter persuaded me to try their new Pelican Balti.
It was actually quite good, but I got a bit of a shock when I saw the size of the bill!
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My lobster and crayfish impersonations are so good that I’m thinking of branching out into crabs, though that’s really a sideways move.
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Is that his legendary sucker punch?
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There was a young barmaid from Sale
Who’s tattoos on her chest priced the ale
And on her behind
Just for the blind
Were the prices again but in braille
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Managed to miss my session at the gym this morning…that’s 60 years in a row.
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