Best jokes

And they pronounce it all wrong.

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‘I’ve got that on vinyl from 1st time around…’

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Whilst I was bending over in the rough looking for my balls, my golfing buddy managed to get it up a fairway…

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Looks like a great night. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I’ve just checked that and it is genuine…A 2019 Fiat 500 “Rockstar”!

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A 2019 Fiat 500 “Pornstar”! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Probably a private no plate.:wink:

It’s a genuine Birmingham DVLA standard registration.
Some have all the luck. :joy:

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BJ 69 and Kentucky Fried Chicken? :thinking:

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Mrs and daughter were discussing best ways to incorporate broccoli into a stir fry. Me, overhearing:

"Here’s what I would do:

  1. Stir fry all your other ingredients until they’re just about done.

  2. Chop the broccoli into small pieces on the cutting board and put them all in a bowl.

  3. Walk over to the bin with the bowl, toss them in."

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Correct!

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And, I think, in the correct sequence?

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KFC before consummation is a bad idea!:joy:

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